Description: When Sherlock chooses to investigate relationships, he decides on entrapping a complete stranger - after all, Molly is clingy, and Sally's a bully. This version of Sherlock is BBC's.

I've read many Reader/Sherlock stories, and they all have one itty-bitty thing that annoys the hell out of me. They use (your name) or h/c or some other such thing to put the reader in the story. To me that is a distraction, so I decided to try my hand at my own. Also, I wanted it to be realistic without plopping the reader in as John's sister/cousin/what have you.... or someone from Sherlock's past. Or whatever. I'm not British, but I will do my best to make Sherlock and co sound British. Nitpickers, please do.

So much for no porn. I think I may have went a bit overboard at the end there... O.o I let my love for Sherlock in XD

If you want something specific, you'll have to either leave a comment/note me and hope I like the idea, or commission me for .o1 cent a word.

I had way too much fun writing this. ^^

Remember to watch me for more SherlockXReader stories! And if you can't read it because of the Mature Content rating, just note me and I'll note you the story.